rnph:

there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

(Source: 180mph, via m1a0u)

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

(via penguinize)

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

Time uses a picture of a young woman taking a selfie to demonstrate how fucked up our generation is

Why not use a picture of a 50 year old white male banker masturbating with mortgage papers into the mouth of a senator

(via nohetero)

flexed:

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

(via emilaugh)

mmtion:

on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character

(via funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny)

modestdemidov:

i need my browser tabs arranged in a very specific way or i get uncomfortable

(via liek-a-baws)

buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

(Source: tasteofavery, via funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny)

bon-bon:

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

(via jonnovstheinternet)

geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

(via jonnovstheinternet)

katastroffysik:

why are “nice guys” so angry about friendzoning, they of all people should know that friendship is magic

(via nohetero)

heygloria:

nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street

(via emilaugh)